Emma (8-year old daughter of our dye technician): Robyn, do you have a boyfriend?
Emma: Oh, are you married?
Robyn: *coughs* ugh, no. Not married either...
Emma: But you're an adult?! You're supposed to be married!
Robyn: ughh....yeah...I guess so?
Emma: I mean, I know you look like a teenager, but you are an adult.